I miss drunk texting already

I realize I'm completely neglecting this damn blog. I think Facebook is the culprit honestly. I do intend to inform the world (of my blog readers) about the 5 dates I've currently attended but for now, how about we chronicle my week-long alcohol cleanse? Day 1 of the alcohol cleanse is not going well. A lovely couple in a canoe rowed up to me and offered me two cold PBRs which I excitedly accepted and remembered on my first swig. I spit it out. Really, I did. Now I'm off to a Capitol Hill party. At a bar. And Case is in town for the whole week and I'm not sure we've ever been sober together. Good luck, me.